Review of Ultraviolet (2006) by Pinattar — 29 Jun 2012

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. It has some of the worst dialogue I've ever heard, terrible acting and editing. And the visual effects were awful, they reminded me of old 90's video games that I used to play.

And the theme was so unclear, it was like they mixed 1984 with A Brave New World with WWII and vampires (with they just mention as a side note, like "oh ya they're vampires just so you know").

At one point I though ok I'll just watch this for its fight scenes, but even they became cheesy. One of them had men in all white uniforms being killed with a sword and not a drop of blood being dropped.

The only redeemable thing is that Milla Jovovich look hot from the neck down. I think the director was trying to make another film like his cult classic Equilibrium (which is fantastic), but he just fails.

This movie fails on every level. 0.3/10. DO NOT WATCH THIS.