Review of Ultraviolet (2006) by Lydia D — 20 Jul 2013

"My name is Violet, and I was born into a world that you may not understand.".

You got THAT right, lady!

And I counted 3 times she rehashed that line (this is a world that you may not understand)...it may have been even more times than that, I wasn't paying full attention, sadly...She reused that line so many times in the narration, it's as if it was some lame attempt to EXCUSE the convolution of the story and environment in which the story took place. Oh, right lady....it's NOT that the STORY is weird (and not in a cool way)and poorly executed...it's that I DON'T "get it". It's not YOU, it's ME...Geez, it's not enough of an insult that I paid as much as I did to see this...you have to insult ME too?

Please skip this...Even if you like Milla Jovovitch....in fact, if you DO like her, see Resident Evil instead: at least THERE you'll get a split-second peek at her coat hanger chest pegs and find out whether or not she's a real blond. No spoiler alert from me, go find out lol.