Review of Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier (2013) by Corey C — 18 Sep 2004

[left]So I'm working at Hollywood Video now! Sweet free rentals...[/left].

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[center]YEROC'S FIVE-WORD MOVIE REVIEWS.[/center].

COFFEE AND CIGARETTES: Wasted opportunity, tries too hard.

TWISTED: Predictable, cliche, boring; free rental.

DOGVILLE: Brilliant; store customers hate it.

CHASING AMY: Good, with crazy fucking ending.

CLERKS.: Great dialogue, Smith's best film.

And even though my maximum of five ratings has been reached, I must preach the greatness of SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW...