Review of Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier (2013) by Brandon A — 02 Mar 2004

My true mood after seeing this movie was not Sleepy, but "wha?" or "and I care why?" but they weren't options. Besides poking through all the obvious holes in the movie (to paraphrase the greatest review I have seen so far, PUT THE WINE DOWN!), the soft-focus final shot is pure bulls**t.

AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE ALL OF THIS BECAUSE.........why? Please, why? Did Andy Garcia need the money? Did Samuel L. Jackson need the money? Did Ashley Judd need the money? Did Philip Kaufman need the money? I sincerely hope that at least one of them did.

But it does provide a few (unintentionally) laughable moments...