Review of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) by Ivy K — 26 Jul 2017

I typed out my review of this last night after watching it and Flixster bit it hard, cause why should Facebook maintain their other apps? this movie was not good. This movie was bad, and I don't know why they bothered to make it.

It added nothing that we didn't already know, apart from Blue Rose which had no additional information and alien rune ring which, okay, who cares? The lack of Blue Rose information seems to indicate they hoped to make more movies (and presumably not that they were like "hey, if we're mostly all alive in 2017 let's make a really slow paced show about Dougie Jones standing around not doing stuff) but they did a BAD job with this movie, where somehow the acting managed to get worse than the show the same damn people were just on the two years prior, and seemed to exist to just be all "here's two hours of breasts, loud music, and some incest.

Just in case you were upset we didn't actually show it to you on primetime network television." And all the problems that this movie has with pacing are the same problems they're making again in the non-adventures of Dougie Jones.