Review of Twilight (2001) by Sharon G — 12 Aug 2018
Vampires: Re-Vamped! Aha! A lot of people say these movies are bad, and they are all right! Nothing can change this opinion! Why such strong feelings you might ask?
"Hold on tight spider monkey," cause here are some problems I have with Twilight...
1. Why are all of their names in lower case on the promotional posters? As someone deeply invested in typography this is devastating. BIG mistake.
2.Why did Jacob cut his hair? Was it because he never got a Pantene sponsorship? Jacob, crying in the rain with ROCK HARD NIPPLES doesn't change anything.
3. Just because you can't read someones mind doesn't mean you shouldn't kill them. Like, come on Edward she's clearly interested in those rock HARD NIPPLES DAMN IT JACOB WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
This review of Twilight (2001) was written by Sharon G on 12 Aug 2018.
Twilight has generally received positive reviews.
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