Review of Turistas (2006) by Prasad P — 07 Sep 2009
A lame-brained, one-sided, idiotic horror film, like watching a blind gigolo trying to juggle his severed testicles. Complete with glaring continuity errors, an insipid plotline, appalling acting and absolutely zero terror, director John Stockwell proves to be such a talentless hack that you wish all the main characters hurry up and die so you may be spared of this unforgivable piece of insipid drivel.
Even the scenes of gore are lamely executed and compromisingly pathetic. Some of these idiot American horror directors really need to take a lesson from their French counterparts.
This review of Turistas (2006) was written by Prasad P on 07 Sep 2009.
Turistas has generally received mixed reviews.
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