Review of Trolls (2016) by Bill H — 07 Nov 2016

Ok parents, don't be fooled - here's an actual plot summary for you: Troll Princess is super cute and has awesome outfits and a crew of 5 unique friends all with their own style and accessories and a much larger Troll family who also are individually unique and one even sounds just like Justin Timberlake so what's not to like about that and although you could just buy one of them that would just make you a cheapskate who hates seeing your kid happy so you should buy the whole set and the Bergens are hungry and grumpy and lock the Trolls up in a cage and then literally suck the joy out of the Trolls and oh by the way guess what Bergens are just a marketing metaphor for parents and Trolls represent your children and if you DON'T give your children freedom they will hate you forever but if you DO give them freedom you yourself will achieve true happiness and guess what freedom is another sneaky metaphor for the entire Troll gift set for purchase this holiday season see what they did there?