Review of Troll 2 (1990) by Jj H — 27 Mar 2011

This is a terrible film. The "trolls", which are goblins, looks like people wearing costumes, the green stuff that comes down there face looks like paint, and the acting, especially the witch is magnifecently terrible, and rolls her eyes too much, which I guess, tried to make it like she was creepy, which, instead, was boring to look at.

The directing is lame, and the ending sucks, and they actually think like there's going to be a sequel. The only actors that looked promising to me, were Joshua, the little boy, who tries to convince their family not to go to "Noblin", and to stay away from the people, because the're goblins, and Grandpa Seth, who is the ghost who tries to help Joshua to stop their family from the goblin food, basically green cakes and cookies with green frosting, and spoiled milk, with the carton labeled Noblin on it.

And Grandpa Seth is the best and most promising character in the whole film. He brings this sense, like, he's calm, relaxed, and doesn't yell as much as Joshua. There's one guy named "Bells", who's the leader of the goblins, amnd looks like James Brolin from The Amytiville Horror, only "Bells" is worse.

I remember reading on Wikipedia, that the actors were hoping to become extras in the film, instead they became the cast, and epically failed and seemed like bad high school improv. Overall, this is the worst film, that I've seen and is not a parody, which when I say parody, I mean, Vampires Suck, which really did suck.

But, this film takes it by far! The only reason why I gave it 1 star instead of half a star, is, because the 2 promising characters, which were the leads in the films, Joshua the scared, and convincer kid, and the ghostly, Grandpa Seth, who gives the best performance of the film, which isn't saying much.

So, basically, I say skip it, by all means.