Review of Trilogy of Terror II (1996) by Ruben A — 09 Aug 2011

I saw this during the summer of third grade (not ten years yet *phew*) horror was a thing I HATED HATED HATED till october 20somethingth 7th grade when I saw halloween for the first time and became...but this review isnt about halloween. its about this camp fest. I missed the first story. I saw bobby a few minutes before they began playing hide and go seek...that scared me. then I saw that stupid doll thing. I hated how she kept going back to check. its like if I shoved it in the microwave (no clue if she did that) id leave and never come back. let some other fool deal with it. but the stupid bitch kept going back. and in the end yea she gets possessed cause she throws him in acid and guess what the bitch does? go on guess....she opens it and looks -_____- as stupid as it was it freaked me out. now why would I watch this? only an idiot wouldnt be able to tell trilogy of terror 2 is a horror movie. well that summer was a horror fuelled summer. family friends stayed over and me and the eldest daughter (waaaay older than me) would watch horror movies. also I had other family friends who came over nearly every single day. and their mom loves horror movies. it was funny cause the friends who lived with us the mom watches any movie but always thinks their stupid and (not to be racist) everyone was black. so imagine watching a movie where an idiot keeps looking to see if a killer doll is dead with two middle aged balck women. whom by the way are great friends. you get a ton of laughs with "no girl dont look in there *doll come out* I told you I fucking told you!".

Then following "why the hell we even watching this? its stupid! the dumb bitch gonna get her stupid white ass chopped up by that ugly ass doll!".

Classic xD.

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