Review of Transylmania (2009) by Steve M — 09 Dec 2009
I need to learn the lesson that the smart choice is to go home if I arrive at the theater too late to see the movie I had planned on. But, seeing how I love old monster movies, I figured "How bad can it be?".
Well, it was pretty bad. The humor is more stupidly offensive than funny, the acting universally weak--especially when it comes to the comedic timing of the cast--and the story features characters that do nothing except serve the purpose of a single joke and otherwise just clutter up the film and story.
It's too bad, becuase in the hands of competent writers and with some better actors, this could have been a really funny movie with roots in classic films from Universal and Full Moon. The vampire/college student look-alike and the midget mad scientist had all sorts of potential, potential that we can see shining through at the films best moments, but which remains tragicaly unspent or even wasted.
Skip this one. It's better than garbage like "Disaster Movie," but it's still not worth your time or money.
This review of Transylmania (2009) was written by Steve M on 09 Dec 2009.
Transylmania has generally received negative reviews.
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