Review of Transporter 3 (2008) by Alexander Z — 13 Jan 2010

I was always a big fan of Jason Statham's famous transporter series, but I didn't expect it to last this long. I personally did not like the second one because it was a bit too corny. But that movie is Citizen Kane compared to this peace of crap.

This movie was garbage, just complete garbage. I can't stress how bad it is. From the beginning of the movie you could obviouslly tell that they didn't give a shit about the plot, they just wanted to throw a bunch of fight scenes into an hour and 40 min.

Really the acting is awful, and the girl that is in this movie stresses me out so much. Sure she's nice to look at, but that scene were Jason strips for her is the most unessacary, stupid, cheesy, and dumb scene ever.

Also another thing that I noticed in the film was the audio sucked. When guns were fired the audio was turned down. I'm not talking about the corny scenes where they suspended audio for dramatic effect, im talking about when Jason fired the m16 and the poor audio is exposed.

I dont think films should be so bad that I wish the hot girl would explode inside the mini mart. Damn. If you liked the transporter, you should still not see this, because it's utter CRAP. Godamn Statham, what happend?