Review of Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) by Heressssss J — 05 May 2010

Not too long ago there was a trailer mash-up that came out called The Transforminators. It was actually pretty funny in it's lampooning of Terminator: Salvation and Transformers 2 using actual footage from their respective trailers.

I joked then that someone should make that movie, being as how the two principle films, in my opinion, were awful. Well, someone did. Although an infinitely better made movie than the original Transmorphers, it's still a pretty bad movie.

Aside from the acting, which, with the exception of 2 people, was god awful, the awful dialog, horrible CGI, and just plain stupid mistakes (since when do the backdoors on cop cars open from the inside?), you have a ridiculous choice in wardrobe, unrealistic leaps in logic (a career cop, his neice, and a former soldier-turned-cable guy are better at deducing than Sherlock Holmes) and did I mention the dialog? Seriously, for as "smart" as these people are supposed to be, they say some of the most stupidly obvious things.

However, if I had to choose, I'd rather watch this than the other Transmorphers movie because at least it's bad in a fun way.