Review of Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) by Artful ? — 02 Jan 2018

Absolutely awful, bewilderingly bad and soul-destroying in practically every imaginable way. I'm not sure they're even trying anymore. I can barely summon a feeling about it; if anything, I feel slightly worried about how little I hated it.

I can't remember the last time I felt so little while watching a movie. I wasn't even bored, so much as just dazed, like I'd woken up in someone else's dream. At 7 hours 15 minutes, this sets the record as the longest theatrical feature ever made and it is the worst Transformers movie of them all.

.. (Keep in mind that I did not have a watch on me during the screening, so my estimate of the running time might be slightly off. But it certainly felt that long.) Do with that information what you will, it's your money.