Review of Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) by Snowdog84 — 12 Sep 2017

Simply the worst movie I've ever seen. Michael Bay manages somehow NOT to make the giant transforming robots the center of the movie! What the hell, nothing is really the center of this movie. NOT EVEN OPTIMUS PRIME. Instead, an ensemble of ridiculous and mono-dimensional human characters are confusingly shown during the story. One of the main characters is a 14-years girl awkwardly portrayed as some kind of sexy, post apocalyptic fighter (wtf is wrong with you man?!). Incoherent, frenetic and chaotic storyline that tries to blend together the following themes: giant alien transforming robot, King Arthur and the knights of the round table, dragons, demons, Merlin, a robot god/sorceress, comedy moments, a planet eating other planets, USA marine forces, secret English society....and Anthony Hopkins.

Please, Michael Bay, please stop raping my childhood...I'll give you my lunch money...