Review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) by Tingle — 21 Jul 2011
Atrocious. Thor level suckage. 2 and a half hours of talking robots, not fighting just talking. And Whitwicky has relationship trouble with a new girl. His chihuahua isn't even in this one. At one point a robot shoves another though a storefront and says "class dismissed" no joke set up about getting schooled or teaching a lesson that was it.
You have the Nemesis and the Ark as mere mentions in this hideous failure I hope is the last in a trilogy that went from good to okay to crap. Although 2 wasn't so bad compared to this. Notice also recycled footage from other Michael Bay movies (The Island anyone?) and all the cars are craptacular GM bailoutmobiles.
There was 3 minutes of cool fighting between the hour or so of chatting robots and whiny humans yakking about customs at the airport when the autobots brought a teleportation device. The most disappointing end to a trilogy since the Matrix.
This review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) was written by Tingle on 21 Jul 2011.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon has generally received mixed reviews.
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