Review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) by Oliverbm — 01 Jul 2011
Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is (in my eyes) the closest thing to being; beaten, spat on, shouted at and raped in the eyes all in 157 minutes of glittery CGI robot porn without actually being; beaten, spat on, shouted at and raped in the eyes.
In all seriousness though the film has some good points that i'll get out of the way first before I continue. First the 3D against my initial pre-conceptions was excellent the best 3D i've ever seen in a film and is by a huge margin the best thing the film has going for itself.
But, That's it, That's the only good quality transformers 3 possesses other than the fact that it's better than it's atrocious predecessor; revenge of the fallen. The action is mental as is customary in Michael Bay's films with almost all of Chicago massacred by the end of the film and most of the scenes where someone dies being kinda crap.
Fortunately the action is handled in a much more controlled way than the second film with the viewer actually being able to walk out of the cinema without a coma.
This review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) was written by Oliverbm on 01 Jul 2011.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon has generally received mixed reviews.
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