Review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) by Zer0Sum — 02 Jul 2011

If you're really on the fence about this movie, all you need to do is ask yourself the following question: Do I enjoy the concept of giant alien robots fighting each other with battle axes and particle cannons in glorious, high definition detail? If you answered yes to this question, then you will like this movie.

There is no better example of giant alien robots fighting each other with particle cannons and battle axes than in this movie. The rest of the cast is totally passable. We're not here for Forest Gump or Sleepless in Seattle style acting people -- we're here for some hot chick to bounce around a bit in between the robotic violence.

I am a serious adult movie-goer and critic, and I thoroughly enjoyed myself because I got exactly what I expected and wanted.