Review of Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) by Ronald M — 27 Dec 2015
Nobody can actually tell either Revenge of the Fallen or this piece of shit is the worst movie ever. Literally, I'm speechless! This is an almost 3 hour product placement extravaganza with stupid unnecessary explosions, tedious script and cinematography so complicated, it's beyond gibberish. What I hated about this movie was the running time. 165 of messy saturated colors with low angle shots and inexplicably ridiculous slow-mo. The storyline is complicated. Michael Bay, if you wanna make an action movie, at least make a comprehensible and coherent 3 acts you fucking explosion boner! Your movie has so many unknown characters without any backstory. Your villains look like sissies, fighting in a contest for the biggest idiot of all time. Your Dinobots make no sense. And finally, YOUR SPECIAL EFFECTS AND CGI DON'T LOOK REAL!
On top of that, what made me even more infuriated and disgusted about this movie was Mark Wahlberg. What were you thinking? You're a critically acclaimed actor with so many masterpieces (Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed) lowering yourself to that douchey, slobbery, misogynistic, frivolous and unoriginal filmmaker Michael Bayformers. Not only that, he played a bodybuilder along with Dwayne "The Rock'' Johnson in the not-so-based-on-a-real-story-Michael Bay-crapfest movie Pain and Gain.
The Romeo and Juliet law scene was just unspeakably bad. Remember that dumb-ass actress who played Kitara in that shitty remake of Avatar directed by M. Night Shyamalan? You have her playing the role of an underaged 17-year-old girl with tons of make-up, dressed like a hooker with silicon breasts and an annoying voice.
Conclusion: Needless to say, I hated this movie. From start to finish! When I saw it in the theater last year, I checked my watch probably 23 times. The whole film felt like forever. Transformers: Age of Shit is nothing more than a dumb boredom. It was made for the money. And all of you retarded 13-14 olds must be ashamed of yourself! BIG TIME!
Grade: F.
Percentage: 7% (Only because the old characters weren't there).
Rating: 1/5.
This review of Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) was written by Ronald M on 27 Dec 2015.
Transformers: Age of Extinction has generally received mixed reviews.
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