Review of Transformers (2007) by Starscream — 04 Sep 2010

This film is **** **** Nothing at all good was used from the original Transformers, basically someone got the liecnse and created a half arsed peice of **** just to make money. The plot is about a big cube, there are no transformers untill half way in, and then they have ****e ones, even then they don't **** act anyhting like the characters should, they hardly **** talk, the kid who stars in this is a little piece of piss I saw in a ****ty kids program when I was younger, he is awefull, I don't know why but I look at him and his stupid ass smug face and I can imagine he just stinks of farts.

I hope he dies. The 80s animated film is over 9000 times better.