Review of Trading Places (1983) by Sabra E — 13 Jul 2009

I mean hell, you've got Dan Ackroyd, a dapper, hard working young fellow who's got a lot going for him, and then Eddie Murphy's obnoxious homeless guy ass and these two old farts who are just jackasses sticking their noses in people's lives because they're bored old hacks and Jamie Lee with her cropped top and million dollar tits who's like this honest hooker saving money to retire, and Dan's like, Hey man, all my shit is all whacked out, I mean for real though, where'd all my shit go? and Jamie's all, Yo, I give blood and donate organs and knit sweaters and do people all day for money so let's fall in love like cool, and Eddie's all, Dude, check my shit out, I'm all serious now, so shut the hell your mouth dumb people, and the old dudes are all, I'm so old and mean.