Review of Top Secret! (1984) by Mark M — 15 Mar 2009

"Souvenieeeeers, Nuovelties, paaarty tricks!".

Thanks to a wasted youth I can quote this from start to finish and I still have the compulsion to say this phrase everytime I see a souvenier shop. 2 things are clear from that, I am a very annoying person, and I have a truly patient and tolerant girlfriend. Oh, I also say "this is not the Howard Johnston's" everytime we check in somewhere... I have a problem!