Review of Top Five (2014) by Jennifer M — 16 Jan 2015

This is the most vulgar, disgusting movie I have ever seen. I have no idea why it is not rated xxx and anyone who thinks this is funny is someone who must have grown up in the ghetto. The only explanation for this is that society has really sunk that low.

It is the first PORN movie that I've seen at a theater. The only thing that this movie has going for it is the rampant porno sex and nudity (if you want to consider that a positive thing) , and if that is what it does best, it should be called a porn movie and get it over with.

Just because I didn't see a 1/4 inch strip of the women's vaginas and the penis of the men doesn't make it any less porn. The humor was crass and the plot was barely there. In line with all other types of heavy and light porn, the plot was secondary to the sex.

50 years ago this would have been considered base, disgusting, disrespecting of women and humanity, porn, and today it is considered funny. If this is funny, we've hit a new low. I also now have no confidence in reviews by these critics as there is no way on earth this could be considered, by anyone who knows anything about what makes a plot, to be a movie with any redeeming characteristics, even if you removed all the porn.

Actually, if you removed the porn, there wouldn't be much left except a superficial, predictable, un-creative plot and mediocre acting by Rock. Also, those who rated it half a star didn't even get their vote counted, because if you rated it half a star, it didn't show up as any rating at all.

So I had to rate it at 1. I would give it negative stars if I could.