Review of Timeline (2014) by Marcus1138 . — 04 Feb 2008
"Trust me- we're in 1357 France. ".
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I watched this out of Morbid curiosity...seriously I knew this would blow up front and I gotta say...i wasn't disapointed.
What the fuck was Dick Donner on when he did this? I mean, Lethal Weapon 4 ain't the best film ever, but it's like citizen Kane compared to this. It's essentially the Crystal Maze movie. Each piss poor character deciding who's the best at something and getting on with it. it's embarassing.
The group is a terrible mix. Pre 300 gerald butler, paul walker, billy connolly, the mum from A.I. I mean what were they thinking here, Oh and that wanky XXX bad guy who always turns up to add insult to injury.
Quite frankly this is a ballbag of a movie, if it wasn't for Anna Friel I would waked away completly. Seriously if I had to face one more moment of that group of losers pining over the fact they HAD to kill someone and had no choice....what a watchable disaster this was.
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"How many lives has been lost on the cutting edge of Discovery? ".
This review of Timeline (2014) was written by Marcus1138 . on 04 Feb 2008.
Timeline has generally received mixed reviews.
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