Review of Timecop (1994) by Geraint O — 09 Nov 2008

So at the end, after he fixes everything and goes back to the present, why doesn't he have to tell anyone what he did? he's a timeCOP, right? cops have to fill out paperwork when they kill someone, and he went back in time and killed a lot of people. so you'd think when he got back, someone would have said, "You need to fill out a report of what you did in the past, and it'll have to be reviewed by a committee that will decide if you did the right thing." and then he goes home, to the house that I could swear got blown up in the past, and he has a kid that he doesn't know! "So honey, you know how i'm a timecop? Well, some stuff happened and anyway, what's our son's name? and his hobbies and birthday and all that shit?".

But van damme does rock the mullet, so it's kinda funny, I guess.