Review of Tideland (2005) by Jessica R — 12 Apr 2008
Grim. slow. TG made a short disclaimer right off the bat saying "most of you will not like this movie." I think that gave me permission to 'not like it.' Some highlights: Jeff Bridges' rotting corpse smells like "sinister apples" and some witch-pirate lady wants to stick a "wire" in him.
Roughly 45 minutes of sexual tension between a 12 year old girl and a 30 year old mentally retarded boy--during which you are constantly praying he will not show her his tallywhacker. Umm. what else happened.
..ah who cares.
This review of Tideland (2005) was written by Jessica R on 12 Apr 2008.
Tideland has generally received mixed reviews.
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