Review of Three (2005) by Joseph H — 05 Nov 2010
This wasn't a very good movie but it did keep me entertained. I credit the entertained part to Kelly Brook's breasts and Billy Zane's acting skill. There are several problems such as when the Boat is sinking the establishing shot CLEARLY shows them next to a coastline, then Brook is getting out of the water after swimming naked and suddenly BIKINI BOTTOMS APPEAR.
Yes I realize that she needed to wear them to maintain the rating but this is a simple EDITING error. C'mon make your editor zoom in on the boat or the boobs a little more so your movie doesn't look like crap.
It's not that hard. The heroes (spanish man and Brook) are very unlikable. I kept hoping that they would die. Billy Zane is supposed to be the Villain but in reality he's the only character I liked.
If you're in some Billy Zane or Kelly Brook's boobs then you'll like it...if not...avoid.
This review of Three (2005) was written by Joseph H on 05 Nov 2010.
Three has generally received mixed reviews.
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