Review of Thor: Ragnarok (2017) by Jnuggitz — 16 Nov 2017

Easily the 2nd biggest let down in movies (Star Wars: Phantom Menace #1). Expected an Epic adventure to stop the utter destruction of Asgard, instead we got something along the lines of the 5th Element merged with X-Men the last Stand.

Over the top non-stop Humor runs contrary to everything Thor has ever been in the comics. I remember reading the run of Ragnarock in the original Mighty Thor comics and This movie lives up to no part of it.

Humor, even with the Death of Odin, Humor, even with the destruction of Mjolnir (dumbest move ever) Humor, as Surtur (who is basically non-exist in the film) drives the Twilight sword into Asgard and destroys it (umm, wasn't there supposed to be demons and fighting, not just insert Sword here).

Korg, the great leader of the gladiator resistance turns out to be nothing more then some dim witted "Spicoli" wannabe. Hela, the great goddess of Death (and Loki's Daughter not Odins) whos great power is to shoot swords at people.

..What???? Probably don't need to address Jeff Goldblum...who is pretty much Jeff Goldblum, and that's not a positive. This movie teases you with so many things you always wanted to see on the screen, and delivers on none of them.

We get to meet Skurge,who is anything but an Executioner, only for the Purpose of seeing him Die (and to capture one of the Epic comic panels of all time). have I mentioned the non-Norse like continuous humor, the destruction of Mjolnir, Hela shoots swords, characters are introduced and everyone dies without putting up any real fight (X-Men 3).

This movie, which fans hoped would finally gives us the God of Thunder and be the savior of the Franchise, instead is the death of the franchise. Helmed by a director who seemed so busy telling jokes he didn't have time to actual read any of the comics, so instead showed you some Fanboy visuals then blew it all up.

(a-la Ratner) Anyone who read the original run should avoid this movie at all costs. Your kids will enjoy the Shumacher-esk bright colors and frat boy humor. By the way, your fighting the Sword shooting Hela, but walk past every powerful artifact in Asgards vault and instead choose to release Surtur and blow up Asgard.

..which apparently isn't a place but a people. How has the MCU fallen so fast. Guardians of the Galaxy are great movies, but it's Humor and pace should is cancerous to other Marvel Characters.