Review of Thor: Ragnarok (2017) by Eldakkak — 23 Nov 2017

First of all here are synopsis for for both the first Thor movie and Thor Ragnarok. "Thor is stripped of Mjolnir and cast on a distant planet where he embarks on a journey of self rediscovery. The locals keep comedically tazing THE GOD OF THINDER as he forms a new band of friends that help him fight his way off the planet.

He returns to Asgard in time to fight a deranged family member out to grab his throne in decisive brawl on the famed Bifrost bridge" ....Movie critic Chris Jordan says it's a fresh take on the Thor character.

On the other hand I really wanted this to be another LOGAN level good Marvel movie but this movie is barely a even a parody. First of all, calling what is essentially an action COMEDY an apocalypse or "RAGNAROK" is Ironic enough but here's what I walked out of the theater with.

1- Regular Machine guns work wonders at mowing down Asgardians. 2- The Cosmic Superpower planet known as Asgard apparently has a population of no more than 2 thousand. They literally walked a 2 lane wide bi-frost bridge and evacuated the planet using a single ship.

Couple that with the fact that their best resurrected warriors were manhandled by a guy with 2 machine guns and I can see that conquering New York in "The Avengers" was REALLY AMBITIOUS. 3- I don't know who Thor is!!! a rugged warrior, a whimpering baby in the face of a haircut or alien goo, an Obnoxious brat, a self sacrificing hero, a wise and intelligent prince/king, a colossal idiot repeatedly and hopelessly performing black widow's lullaby for the Hulk? 4- Dead father, dead companions, destroyed planet, b#@ch of sister, crumbling throne.

Screw it. Lets crack jokes for the audience. (That really did it for me). 5- Loosing an eye is a prerequisite to ruling Asgardians (the 349 ones left anyway). 6- We just blew up out planet to win (Wait what!!!!!).

where to mate??? Well take us to earth. They love me there. We'll crash the entire planet's population in the new Avengers headquarters till we figure out what's what. This Movie has no sense of it's characters or it's events or its background or its purpose and it would literally sell you a dead family member's corpse for a joke, albeit a bad one.