Review of The Woods Have Eyes (2007) by Mackenzie S — 07 Dec 2007
THE WOODS HAVE EYES. THEY HAVE THEM. EYES.
This movie is woeful. It is taking itself too seriously to be enjoyable on a camp level, but it's too shitty to accomplish a single one of its aspirations. Also, the characters are unbelievably dumb, moreso than typical horror bodies waiting to hit the floor. These kids are grade-A idiots.
You really just want them to die by the end. And though it may seem like the great beyond is their destination...well, wait for the ending. It's pretty fucking infuriating.
This review of The Woods Have Eyes (2007) was written by Mackenzie S on 07 Dec 2007.
The Woods Have Eyes has generally received negative reviews.
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