Review of The Woman King (2022) by Coir — 17 Sep 2022

.....Meanwhile the real humans on the internet are still busy solving captchas. Really? 94 percent tomatometer rating from 123 reviews and 99 percent audience score from 1000+ Reviews on Rotten tomatoes? So, they want fake positive ratings. I say...Sure, why not? I don't understand why they needed to spend a couple of more bucks for fake reviews? All they had to do was just ask. Anyhow, we should give all such movies 10 on 10 ratings while mentioning "This is a woke/propaganda movie so it deserves fake 10 on 10 rating." Hollywood will be happy. People will know which movies they have to avoid.

Let's just crash the internet with fake positive reviews about the movie. 10 out of 10!

Now some UNVERIFIED-REVIEW about the movie: "Several years after the Scorpion King, Monkey King, Snake King...Stephen King... Wal-king...Tal-King... Moc-King...Shoc-king...Boo-king...(but not Jin Ping)... comes a fresh addition to the list of Kings... "The Woman king"...which unlike its predecessors is about a woman king. You may say, "Couldn't they have simply called it "The Husband?" Problem is, they wanted to make a movie about a Woman who was supposed to be the king and not about some misogynistic male like us. By this logic, "the Scorpion King" should have been the movie about "a female scorpion who as supposed to be a King","the Monkey King" should have been a movie about "a female monkey who was supposed to be a King", "the Stephen King" should have been about "a female Stephen who was supposed to be a King" and so on and so forth. As the name would suggest, it is not a 'cheap-porno' movie. It is supposed to have something to do with history. What history? What facts? Any history buff should rather pick up a biography of a person who lived during those times... CUT OUT THE MIDDLE-MAN.

Still, I am keeping my fingers crossed for the sequel. I believe that they are going to name it "the Woman Kong." It is going to be a historical movie about a giant female ape who is supposed to be ...