Review of The Witch (2016) by Seaof — 25 Mar 2017
Don't waste your time on this one. All the good reviews are complete bafoons. The Witch is one of the worst movies I have ever seen, made worse by the fact that most people say its a must watch. Kinda getting your hopes up for a chilling horror/mystery movie, but it's none of those thing.
Movie is just one boring scene leading in to another boring scene. Well, except for that one really disturbing scene that everyone is saying made them uncomfortable. And it does, im not gonna lie, but so would filming a roadkill squirrel for ten minutes while maggots its its intestants(that's not in the movie btw).
In all this movie is a bland period piece that had some intresting elements, but wasted everything on boring dialogue and story. It has nice cinematograpy though, not that it pulls this movie out of the gutter.
This review of The Witch (2016) was written by Seaof on 25 Mar 2017.
The Witch has generally received positive reviews.
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