Review of The Wicker Man (2006) by Jonw. — 01 May 2007
This movie is not good, although the "did-I-just-see-that?" spectacle of a bear-suited Cage punching a woman in the face makes it worth a cheap rental. Also: "NOT THE BEES!!! NO!!! and "Give me the bike!" and "HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOWDITGETBURNEDHOWDITGETBURNED??!?! and "BITCHES!!" Actually, this might be an unsung masterpiece of comedy.
So I'll compromise and give it a 5.
This review of The Wicker Man (2006) was written by Jonw. on 01 May 2007.
The Wicker Man has generally received negative reviews.
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