Review of The Watcher (2000) by André Ø — 03 Aug 2008

Now, I don't know any good reason why I should like this. in essence, it's terrible.

But.....

But I liked it goddamnit. I liked the weird, slightly inappropriate soundtrack filled with interesting but non-sensical choices.

I liked the cliched simplicity of the highly predictable story.

I even liked keanu's acting, which unbelievably, is at an all-time wooden low.

One reviewer called it "a superb thriller".

I wouldn't go that far.....