Review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) by Davidg — 26 Nov 2009
This movie was awful. I went in to see it with my girlfriend as she's somehow interested in these fake vampire movies. This movie is nothing more than softcore porn for women. If you've seen this, you'll know what I mean by that.
About the characters, the two main characters are just plain dumb, Bella's just a self-absorbed bitch who teases other guys, but in the end just mopes about the seemingly autistic "vampire." Since when could vampires be in sunlight? And when did they start to sparkle? Jesus, I think I'll need a bottle of whiskey to down this god-awful movie with.
A fun after-movie fact was, that when I asked my GF about the movie's plot, she actually was like: "What plot?" Anyway, I've got a bottle of whiskey to drink.
This review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) was written by Davidg on 26 Nov 2009.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon has generally received mixed reviews.
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