Review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) by Jeremiah T — 09 Nov 2012
In the words of Mugatu, "I feel like I`m taking crazy pills!!!" Is it just me or is half the female world consuming the "I think a pale, nasty, weak ass, flabby,hairy, non sculpted, completely opposite Edward from the books is so sexy, baby!, pill"? Aside from some horrible acting, the film is nothing more than a multi hour long parody of the book, not fit for the movie industry.
It`s class belongs on the line of shit parodies of youtube. This paticular movie volume was merely successful because of the fans of the books and Taylor Lautner was the only actual toned member girls should love and want to see shitless.
Lol, Robert...may the gods of I am not so ugly and broke this morning`s mirror again help you.
This review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) was written by Jeremiah T on 09 Nov 2012.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon has generally received mixed reviews.
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