Review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) by Andrew O — 26 Aug 2012

Too damn long. "Let's make a vampire movie without vampires!!".

This review of The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) was written by Andrew O on 26 Aug 2012.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon has generally received mixed reviews.

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