Review of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) by Tim B — 14 Mar 2013

"Eclipse" is my favorite entry in this collection of vampire sucking movies starring the always constipated Kristen Stewart, the terrible Taylor Lautner, and the wonderful Robert Pattinson. (Yeah, I'm team Edward).

I actually thought David Slade is the better director of the series and would have liked to see him make it to the "Breaking Dawn" films. The only reason I didn't give this 4 1/2 stars, was the scene on top of the mountain, where Bella (Stewart) tells Jacob (Lautner) to kiss her.

In the book it made sense. Not so much here, and like I've said before, it looked like Stewart was ready to drop a huge one right there. Apparently being engaged to a vampire makes you have to poop, all the time.