Review of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) by John C — 10 Aug 2012

Quite easily the worst of the series. What the storytellers don't seem to realize is that the whole affair would be so much more tolerable with some well-placed humor. The whole story (as well as the insipid metaphor it's founded on) is so ridiculous to begin with, if you don't give the audience something to laugh at, you're screwed because they're going to start laughing anyways.

There is one scene at the beginning that's funny and one scene in the middle of the end credits that's funny. That's it. All that's left is a boring, plotless mess!