Review of The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996) by Adam R — 18 Feb 2014

The single worst movie ever created by man. Bribed obviously by someone of the female gender to have this ever produced. It follows one super depressed woman who lives in the city. For some reason even though she is thin and has a great place in what appears to be balboa park or some very expensive place in san fransisco. She feels self conscious of her looks and keeps hitting on random guys via highly questionable arrangements.

Then she has ganine garafalow interject all the time reinforcing how terrible she feels and then some how her crazy friend does some hypnosis on her to make her feel bad. But she starts thinking it all relates to cats and dogs.

Then they bring out the ice cream and chocolate relief cliche and you can start to see the big picture.

This movie is actually about some weird rich chick on a massive PMS like rage fest combine with a midlife crisis. This is her documenting all her pain and pissed off moments into depressed denile based commets.

But this film is about her complaining.

The entire time, she complains so much it ruins the film and makes you want to see the cats and dogs harmed for the benefit of the film, because it's like being in side of an actual complaint. If you have ever wanted to know what it's like to have a depressed pissed off chick during her menstral cycle just complain to you. This is the film for you. No story, no plot and complete lies about anything involving skills. Its amazing these peoples pets got fed let alone taken care of. Let alone the people in the movie.

Got to be the worst script ever written or accidentally edited together.

Like if you asked eddy vedder ten year ago to speak clearly. It would have been impossible. Don't go thinking this has an actual story or plot. Its just some people. Some situations. Not a single linking naritive or device. Imagine taking all that stuff away from steel magnolias and just had a bunch of pissed off single pms enraged women in the small midwestern town and include the most retarded guy (only one). Seriously its that bad and any quality, is purely mental and made up and imagined. Because the actually didn't include any.