Review of The Transformers: The Movie (1986) by Scott R — 27 Feb 2015

Who the @#*! dares to write "notable only for a great cast of voices" in regards to the movie that has pretty much shaped my entire life. Early on in kindergarden, I was a loser artistically, easily the worst in the class.

I used the same shitty orange crayon for my shirt, pants AND shoes when we drew self portraits. After seeing this film, I instantly became the creative sensation I am today. I only seen this film 20 or 30 thousand times and can, not just recite it, but actually physically act it out start to finish -just ask any girl who's dumped me.

I doodled Optimus Prime earlier today as I waited for my Tina's burrito to microwave. Ok hotshot, I know what ur thinking : "Scott u retard what are doing?, go to bed, ur 31 and drunk. -Also none of that bullshit u just said makes it a good movie".

Fine, fine, valid point. I could spend another sped up 12 hrs describing was does make it good but I need to get to my Vodka/trazadone/cranberry and "heath" myself out so I might be rested for work tom so I'll sum it up: Get on Amazon Instant vid or some shit and check out how shitty the actual SHOW looked!! Any random coked up dislexic hermaprodite elephant seal could of provided better animation with both his/her flippers on fire.

Its all about the comparison.