Review of The Tourist (2010) by Jason C — 08 Dec 2012

Easily one of the worst major films of the modern era, it's hard to imagine that something this utterly crap could cost a reported $100m to produce. With stars and directors signing on and dropping out and multiple plot/script rewrites, the writing was perhaps on the wall from square one - with bizarre direction, a plot and "twist" that would embarrass a room full of monkeys with a typewriter and major names hamming their way through the excruciating dialogue, this is 103 minutes you would be better off spending repeatedly running into a brick wall.