Review of The Tourist (2010) by Dr. F P — 25 Feb 2013

I thought I was getting a thriller but instead I received some sort of travel romance with a few bullet wounds thrown in for good measure. I really thought it was OK, I disliked Jolie's performance, she seemed to smile all the way through as if she has something stuck up her ass, and focused her attention on trying to be "mysterious".

Johnny Depp seems to be disenchanted with the whole premise, the only memorable moment for me was when he ran across the Venice buildings in bare feet and striped pajamas. This isn't memorable at all.