Review of The To Do List (2013) by Joe A — 14 Jul 2013

I've seen the screener. I'm a guy, so i'll have to be willing to suppose that late-teen girls wonder what semen tastes like, if pineapple juice enhances the flavor, and if the caloric count makes it unwise to swallow.

I suppose that there is imagination about digital manipulation, personal, assisted and of the partner. I suppose there's no print dictionary that depicts a "shocker," or describes the nature of a "rim job" or presents an illustration of a "pearl necklace.

" When one achieves her first orgasm, perhaps one's father should be present while getting hammered up the "door we don't use," as it is euphemistically stated. I was simultaneously too old and not old enough to see this tasteless garbage.

It is a very narrow band of turning into comedy the moment she decides to "spit" or not to answer authority. Perhaps the lack of full frontal nudity gets this off (intended, yes) the NC-17, but it's where this should be rated.

Funny in places, yes, but it works too hard on the graphically sexual bits to earn this attention as serious work over the crudest attempt at humor.