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By Geoff Pevere (572) for Toronto Star (3,601) on 16 Oct 2003

Next to this redundant, pointless and witless retread, the classic status of Tobe Hooper's original version is officially beyond dispute…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Phoebe Flowers (256) for South Florida Sun-Sentinel (746) on 16 Oct 2003

Really nothing more than clever, exploitative marketing. But, taken alone, it's a reasonably satisfying diversion…

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By Roger Moore (6,008) for Orlando Sentinel (1,594) on 16 Oct 2003

The new Massacre lowers the bar much the way the original 'dead teenager' horror flick did way back in 1974, and makes a mockery of that industry…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Bob Campbell (27) for Newark Star-Ledger (1,745) on 16 Oct 2003

Does convey the sense of being caught in a nightmare. A stupid person's nightmare…

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By Louis B. Hobson (245) for Jam! Movies (2,396) on 16 Oct 2003

A scary and nauseating film, which is precisely what it set out to be and that's what makes it such a cut above the rest…

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By Terry Lawson (645) for Detroit Free Press (942) on 16 Oct 2003

It is nearly as tense and nasty as the original and, to be fair, features far better acting, most notably by Jessica Biel, who is compelling…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Jeff Vice (1,455) for Deseret News (Salt Lake City) (1) on 16 Oct 2003

A lame re-do of the 1974 cult classic that lacks not only the gritty and grim 'charm' of the first film, but also features little in the way…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Jeffrey Westhoff (767) for Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL) (767) on 16 Oct 2003

The original movie has been ripped off so many times over 29 years that a genuine remake comes off as a copy of the copies…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By John Venable (339) for Supercala.com (431) on 16 Oct 2003

All about style and Jessica Biel in a wet t-shirt...what's wrong with that? Not much…

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By Audrey Rock-Richardson (174) for Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah) (173) on 16 Oct 2003

Reminds us what the slasher flick genre is all about and why we used to love it so much…

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By Cynthia Fuchs (1,328) for PopMatters (2,617) on 16 Oct 2003

It is its own nightmare -- recycling the past in a frightful present…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Jon Popick (633) for Planet Sick-Boy (616) on 16 Oct 2003

The original wanted to scare you. This one just wants to separate you from your money…

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By Eugene Novikov (936) for Film Blather (908) on 15 Oct 2003

This isn't some lark crafted to make you jump out of your seat and then start laughing. You don't dare laugh. This is the real thing…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Josh Bell (1,421) for Las Vegas Weekly (1,340) on 15 Oct 2003

It's as if they didn't know whether to do a faithful remake or a modernist departure, and the result is a dissatisfying middle ground…

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By Glenn Lovell (434) for San Jose Mercury News (757) on 15 Oct 2003

That it escaped the straight-to-video bin suggests that Hollywood's contempt for today's youth audience has reached a new level…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Rob Vaux (1,125) for Flipside Movie Emporium (617) on 15 Oct 2003

Remakes are invariably a letdown; this one, at least, doesn't slip too far…

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By Jackie Loohauis (51) for Milwaukee Journal Sentinel (1,693) on 15 Oct 2003

All we really get is a Chainsaw that sputters before it splatters, leaving the sleepy audience anxious to saw logs…

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By Bill Muller (519) for Arizona Republic (3,909) on 15 Oct 2003

This bloody, exploitative mess is the cinematic equivalent of a dumpster fire -- stinky but insignificant…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Gene Seymour (406) for Newsday (2,345) on 15 Oct 2003

It's so caught up in concept and layout that it frequently forgets to push the jolt buttons…

Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

By Joblo (608) for JoBlo's Movie Emporium (1,959) on 15 Oct 2003

I would like to officially start a campaign to nominate Jessica Biel's white tanktop as Best Supporting Actress in a movie this year…

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