Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) by Chris J — 23 Aug 2010
This is a shitty movie if I say so myself. I'm confident in saying Tobe Hooper is not a good director. Just because you've got a bigger budget doesn't mean the movie is going to be better. Instead of shitty camera work (referring to the original), he's got some underground uber-cave that Dennis Hopper just runs around screaming "This is hell! This is a living hell! Aaaaaah!" as he waits for Tobe to yell "Cut! That was GREAT!" like some asshole.
Leatherface looks like an asshole. The father is just yelling out his lines in jibberish as the female lead just screams for 30 minutes, which I guess sums up the entire chainsaw series.. Fuck you Tobe Hooper, go direct some more 'Masters of Horror' episodes you wash-up.
Fuck Chainsaw Massacres. And fuck Dennis Hopper while you're at it. Go finger a butt.
This review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) was written by Chris J on 23 Aug 2010.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 has generally received mixed reviews.
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