Review of The Taint (2011) by Nick K — 14 Mar 2013

Maybe I getting older but idk this just seems terrible in every sense of the word . I love independent filmmaking especially horror/b-movie and the still desire of making films look like they did in the late 60's to 1970's but adding today's raunchy humor .

The Taint is film the should be see once just see what the fuss people are mainly complaining about . The film would work if they were to tone it back to 8 when this film goes to 11. Scenes of obviously fake male members ejaculating blood and semen or just getting blown off with.

Shotgun after the first time ( which lasts way too long with the semen for god sakes ) . I'll say it again but maybe I'm getting old but this just doesn't suit me at all maybe it never did .

I love horror /b-movies with sleaze but at a controllable sleaze not " hey let's throw bunch of bodily fluids and penis' in movie while a dude with terrible bleach blond hair runs around being just really annoying and have a woman who all wants to do is shoot zombie male members off .

It sounds like gold but its way too too too much of the funny thing. One star for just existing and having a cool poster but that's it . I'll revisit this movie in 6 years opr so see how it does with a 27 year old me maybe ill have a different opinion but for now the 21 year old me is tuning out this film.

Troma didn't make it ( Lloyd ! You know better man ) but its in their library.