Review of The Switch (2010) by Jackson P — 02 Oct 2017
Last night I watched this movie on netflix. I dont mind an occasional romantic comedy to get some cheap laughs. I saw one with Jennifer Aniston from the 2000s, I figured why not, at least I can look at Jennifer Aniston's middle aged fine wine lookin ass for an hour 45.
So this movie was horrendous. The lead across from Jennifer Anniston (who will be abbreviated as Ja) was some guy who look liked a loser version of Hugh Grant without the cool british accent. We will call him Hugh-ser, GET IT LIKE LOSER, for now.
Hugh-ser was Ja's friend and Ja wanted to get pregnant. I guess being a single mom is cool. Ja wanted to pick a donor and then squirt it in her cooch with a turkey baster. Ja picked this handsome nice guy (no romo) but hughser didnt like it because he was secretly in love with Ja.
At the insemination party (yes this happened) complete with litlte sperm decorations hughser got drunk and went to the bathroom. He found the guy's nut in a cup and he started playing with it and accidentally spilled it in the sink.
In a drunk panic, hughser whips that hog out and leaves his own "donation" in a cup. Thankfully they didnt show the hughser chokin the lizard, I woulda thrown up. Ja turkey bastes his gravy into that cooter and moves away.
7 years later, SHE MOVESBACK! and the kid is with her. The kid is such a damn loser that Ja cant relate to it. Hughser is stil single (shockingly). Hughser loves the kid and they relate to each other because they are both friggin losers.
The handsome nice guy comes in for the kill and tries to marry Ja. At the proposal, Hughster admits to loving Ja and being the father of the loser kid, and Ja says GTFO YOU LOSER. The loser kid misses the loser dad and Ja ends up going back to hughser and they get married.
This review of The Switch (2010) was written by Jackson P on 02 Oct 2017.
The Switch has generally received mixed reviews.
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