Review of The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) by Surroundedbyme — 08 May 2023

I really like MArio and Nintendo. As an 35 year old this movie was really boring. Sometimes it was kinda fun but absolutly NOTHINg makes sense. Its just a visualfeast and thats it. I was hoping it do be much more than that. Its really just meh..... wait to pirate,download or get it cheap. really wanted to like it as a lifelong Nintendo fan, but the movie felt hollow and lifeless. The highlights were hearing Koji Kondo's themes, though they lasted mere seconds and were trodden down by Brian Tyler's uninspired trailer music and random forced pop music.

The story and characters seemed to be written by people who didn't play the games and were hoping throwing fanservice in would make a lot of easy money.