Review of The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978) by Aw C — 12 May 2014

This truly is soooooo much worse than anything else you'll EVER watch that it achieves legendary status... It's worth watching just for that status alone. The Star Wars Holiday Special not only EARNED its status of "The worst two hours in television history," it still defends it today. Even if some insane individual intentionally went out of the way to make a really really terribly bad movie, they couldn't even touch TSWHS. Name your worst "bad movie" and TSWHS easily beats it for mind boggling, eyeball gouging, frantic, screaming badness.

You know that special screech little girls have that drives straight into the skull of all adults nearby? The one that says that some animal is trying to kill them? The one that short-circuits all rational thought and makes you want to run to the source and smash some vile creature/thing? Yeah... expect to feel that way at least once while you watch this EPIC LEGENDARY FAIL.